NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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