He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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