There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
