Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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