worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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