What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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