Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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