will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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