windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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