Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize
