Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just found puke in my bra..
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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