ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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