Plan B is the new Plan A
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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