apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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