addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I love you. Go after that dick
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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