I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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