why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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