haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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