Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
