too bad you live with your parents still
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We were destined to go to rehab together
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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