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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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