I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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