P.S. I can't hear my feet
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I will pee on everything he values.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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