He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
