He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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