Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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