Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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