She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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