oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
