VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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