I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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