17 year olds will be the death of me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't turn off my feet"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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