whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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