don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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