love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Randomize
