I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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