Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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