So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize