let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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