why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's shark week go big or go home
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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