I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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