Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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