I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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