dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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