Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My vagina is officially offended.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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