Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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