i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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