It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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