i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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