Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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