Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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