she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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