Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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