that's an acceptable place to lick
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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