That's intense
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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