did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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